The Cannons Of Tchaikovsky

8:46AM on 9/11, everyone in Washington looked hypnotized standing on the steps of The Capital for a moment of silence. 

Moment Of Silence For The Moment Of Silence…

Let’s fill the world with tweets and hashtags and denied friend requests and bickering in split screen. No more silence. Silence won’t bring back the people who jumped from the burning towers of history. Silence won’t bring back the soldiers who died chasing the phantom of WMD’s. Silence didn’t won’t bring back the surplus we squandered to prove America has a big dick. Silence isn’t going to stop the mass shootings. Silence didn’t pass The Zadroga Bill.

Thoughts & Prayers For Thoughts & Prayers…

Hollywood Access Evangelicals have exposed themselves, grabbing Jesus by the pussy. If you want to know exactly how useless they are, Thoughts & Prayers, consider those shot dead at their church, consider those shot dead at their temple, consider those shot dead at their mosque, the last thing going through their minds were Thoughts & Prayers.

What did it solve? Nothing.

Who did it save? No one.

Ask the parents of Columbine. Ask the parents of Sandy Hook. Ask the parents of Parkland. Ask any parent living on The South Side of Chicago. Then ask the people of Kentucky how they can support Moscow Mitch.

Background Checks? We have to plead with Moscow Mitch over Background Checks? You cannot negotiate with someone who does not care. But you can get in their face.

Sorry Not Sorry…

Fuck you if you can’t take a joke, even after a mass shooting since we do nothing and that’s the punchline. Fuck your feelings, how are your feelings going to protect all those kids we just sent back to school? Fuck every single Democratic Candidate. It’s time to prepare yourself for Donald Trump winning a 2nd term, maybe then someone will emerge who knows how to fight these motherfuckers. It’s time to man up, it’s time to woman up, it’s time to list grievances and go to war.

List Of Grievances…

MORE: Marijuana Opportunity Reinvestment & Expungement Act has not been passed and it’s high time, (pun intended). 

The Violence Against Women Act has not been passed and every single person who blocked the bill is hereby sentenced to 10 public bitch slappings.

The Bipartisan Background Checks Act has been ignored and this is the ultimate indictment against the nefarious treason of Moscow Mitch. 

The Equal Rights Amendment was sent to Congress in 1972 to be ratified and it still has to be passed and it’s fucking embarrassing so take away all the money of MAGA TROLLS, so take away all the rights of MAGA TROLLS – for 3 generations – make them 3/5th of a person, wrap their mouths in duct tape, send them into the fields to pick cotton and mumble the soulless songs of country western music under the duct tape, sons of bitches.

Reparations, The 1619 Project is mandatory reading and if you cannot bother looking into it, then get the Hell out of our country, your citizenship is revoked – Ipso Facto – motherfucker.

Health Care For All is a human right and if I get one more phony bill from one more phony health care provider I’m going to hunt you down and cut the tongue out of your mouth so you can’t lick a stamp. Mail that bill, bitch.

School is free. Forever. Fuck you. Forever.

Surrender, Pee Pee Putin. Surrender, Stormy Donald. Surrender, Asshole Assad. Surrender, Little Rocket Man. Surrender, Sexy Rexy. Surrender, Mr. Tough Guy Bolton. Surrender, Sloppy Steve. Surrender, Moscow Mitch.

Surrender and face the music or don’t surrender and face the music, either way I promise you this, you’re being called to justice by the cannons of Tchaikovsky.

I bear witness. I testify. I light the fuze. To quote the enemy, “Bring It On.”

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  1. Guns Prevent Bolshevism.
    Guns Prevent Maoism.
    Guns Prevent the Pol Pot.

    There are 30,000 gun related deaths per year by firearms and this number is not disputed. The U.S population is 324,059,091 as of June 22, 2016. Do the math: 0.000095661565625% of the population dies from gun related actions every year. Per population, 1 out of every 10,801 people. Statistically speaking, this is insignificant. What is never told, however, is a breakdown of all those 30,000 deaths, to put them into perspective as compared to other causes of death:
    * almost 65% of those deaths are by suicide, which will never be prevented by gun laws. (Suicide by police is not counted in this amount)
    * 15% are by law enforcement in the law of duty and nearly all are ruled justified.
    * 17%+ are through criminal activity, gang and drug related, or mentally ill persons – better known as ‘gun violence’.
    * 3% are accidental discharge deaths. So technically, ‘gun violence’ is not 30,000 annually but drops to 5,100 (17%). Is it still too many? Gun control would not effect this amount. Now let’s look at all those deaths spanned across the nation.
    * 480 homicides (9.4%) were in Chicago
    * 344 homicides (6.7%) were in Baltimore
    * 333 homicides (6.5%) were in Detroit
    * 119 homicides (2.3%) were in Washington D.C. (a 54% increase over prior years) so basically, 25% of all gun crime happens in just 4 cities. All four of those cities are very strict gun laws, so it is not the lack of law that is the root cause. This basically leaves 3,825 for the entire rest of the nation, or about 75 deaths per state. That is an average because some states have much higher rates than others. For example, California has 1,169 killed and Alabama has 378 killed. Now who has the strictest gun laws by far? California, of course, but understand, it is not from guns causing this. It is a crime rate spawned by the number of criminals residing in those cities and states. So if all cities and states are not created equal, then there must be something other than the tool causing gun deaths. Are 5,100 deaths per year horrific? How about in comparison to other deaths? Death is sad and especially so when it is the commission of a crime but that is the nature of crime. Robbery, death, rape, Assault are all done by criminals. It is ludicrous to think that criminals will obey laws. That is why they are called criminals. But what about other deaths per year?
    * 40,000+ die from a drug overdose – THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT.
    * 36,000 people die per year from the flu, far exceeding the criminal gun deaths.
    * 34,000 people die per year in traffic fatalities (exceeding gun deaths even if you include suicide).
    * Now it gets good: 200,000+ die each year (and growing) from preventable medical error. You are safer walking in the worst areas of Chicago than when you are getting treated in a hospital!
    * 710,000 people die per year from heart disease. It’s time to stop the double cheeseburgers! So what’s the point? If the liberal loons and the anti-gun movement focused their attention on heart disease, even a 10% decrease in cardiac deaths would save twice the number of lives annually of all gun-related deaths (including suicide, law enforcement, etc.). A 10% reduction of medical errors would be 66% of the total number of gun deaths or 4 times the number of criminal homicides…………………. Simple, easy preventable 10% reductions! So you have to ask yourself, in the grand scheme of things, why the focus on guns? It’s Pretty simple:
    * Taking away guns gives control to governments. The founders of this nation knew that regardless of the form of government, those in power may become corrupt and seek to rule as the British did by trying to disarm the populace of the colonies. It is not difficult to understand that a disarmed populace is an easy controlled populous
    * Thus, the Second Amendment was proudly and boldly included in the U.S. Constitution. It must be preserved at all costs. So the next time someone tries to tell you that gun control is about saving lives, look at these facts and remember these words from Noah Webster: “Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed.” this is where you can find some statistics for the gun violence. this is for the obesity this is for the medical error chart

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