The Tears Of Dennis Rodman

Dennis Rodman flew to Singapore for the summit between Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un. When pressed for his thoughts on the possibility of peace, he began to cry. You might ask yourself is there something deeper going on, or are these the tears of a clown?

As you may remember, Dennis Rodman struck up an odd friendship with Kim Jong-un, bringing basketball to North Korea. Rodman was panned for playing into the hand of a cruel dictator. But I think we forget sometimes this simple truth: Kim Jong-un is a kid.

Kids love basketball players, especially when they’re pierced through the lip and heavily tattooed. They look like superheroes because they are superheroes.

Kim was born into extreme wealth and the family business has always been exporting cruelty. It’s amazing how far you can get in the world if you have no regard for others.

But as sure as the royal family in England has a soft spot for the pageantry of a wedding, dictators love sports. Hitler used the Olympics to prove his theory of White Supremacy. Of course, when Jesse Owens made Nazi sprinters look like joggers, the best Hitler could do to save face was refuse shaking hands with Jesse Owens.

If you translate Mein Kampf into English it actually means My Bad.

Hitler was a terrible human being, a historical buffoon and when it came to betting on the Olympic Games, he lost his tucas.

L’Chaim, Hitler. You piece of shit.

But the truth is we left Germany in ruins. We blamed them for the First World War and used the Treaty of Versailles to cripple the German economy. It was like sanctions on steroids. And what happens when the people are left to push wheelbarrows of money to buy a loaf of bread? They worship dictators and have parades celebrating missiles instead of Macy’s.

Enter the sleeved crusader…

There’s no need to fear, Dennis Rodman is here!!! 

If he can get Michael Jordan 6 NBA Championship Rings, then he can get Donald Trump to a photo-op, which is what this is really about, make no mistake. When it gets right down to it, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un are two spoiled brats who wanted their picture taken together. It’s really very simple. Barack Obama treated both of them like an afterthought.

Trump was mocked at the White House Correspondents Dinner by Obama and Kim was snubbed on the world stage. This was their moment to prove how much they matter. The depth of your insecurity is directionally proportional to the amount of attention you require.

Some people require a wedding where the whole world is watching, some people require a photo op in Saigon and some people require a red hat that says Make America Great Again with a snot rag for their tears.

Smile and the whole world smiles with you, cry and you cry alone. Unless you’re on CNN.

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  1. There’s an old saying, “a broken clock is right two times a day”. I’m a member of an organization that promotes a crazy concept-World Peace in our lifetime. Lenny Kravitz is our spokesman! We meet in Chicago monthly, in many cities in the United States and around the world, from Tel Aviv to Tasmania. We all bring homemade chocolate chip cookies and eat one. Some of us have two, we’re radical liberals thst want to take away everyones guns via the U.N. and we’re funded by George Soros (just kidding)! I don’t like Trump. I really don’t like Trump. I like Jill Stein. If the Orange idiot can bring PEACE to the Korean peninsula, you know what I’ll take it anyway I can get it! Honestly, we would have never had Peace with North Korea with Hillary. Dennis Rodman is a national hero. He should receive a medal, or some chocolate chip cookies, or a bottle of Bourbon. The United States killed 4 MILLION North Koreans and a MILLION Chinese conscripts. We dropped more bombs on North Korea than all the bombs dropped on Germany and Japan, including Hiroshima and Nagasaki. There was not one building standing over two stories in North Korea after the war. South Korea didn’t fare much better, the country was annihilated and a puppet government was installed by the United States for the next 30 years. Rodman is not to be ridiculed, he was the only back channel to the North Koreans. He went over there and struck up a friendship with Kim and now there’s a real possibility of Peace or at least an end to the war, we never signed a Peace treaty with the North Koreans just an armistice. Also, Trump made a huge concession to Kim by cancelling nuclear armed bomber flights o the Korean border and agreed to not hold a giant military exercise that is really a war rehearsal the South Koreans and Americans hold every year. The Pentagon and the Neo-Cons that brought us Iraq 2003 are livid. Trump’s even talking about removing the twenty seven thousand troops the U.S. has on the border of zKorea! You know what guys and gals, I’ll take it! I’ll take it anyway I can get it! If you’d told me 10 years ago there’d be a chance at Peace in Korea and it would be negotiated by a wild basketball player and an orange haired idiot realiry T.V. star I’d ask you what hallucinogens are you putting in your chocolatechip cookies and can I have three!

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