I don’t care if Melania knew. I don’t care if Melania didn’t know. Or chose to look the other way. I don’t care if Melania went down on Stormy Daniels while Donald Trump got-off on watching.
It’s not about sex or lying about sex or cheating. It’s about sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong and the hypocrisy of the religious right.
Tony Perkins gave Donald Trump a mulligan. For those of you who don’t know what a mulligan is, it’s when you make such a bad shot on the golf course that you pretend like it didn’t happen and play another ball. In order for Jesus to play a 2nd ball, he had to be sacrificed. Listen. When there are nails being pounded through your hands and feet, I call that the opposite of a mulligan.
We sacrifice nothing.
12 days until the March For Our Lives in Washington. I wonder who’s going to show up? Anyone can cut a check. Who’s showing up? Who has a thought in their head worth listening to?
So far the biggest idea in the aftermath of the school shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School is “rigorous firearms training” for teachers. We don’t have money for pensions. But there’s plenty of money for guns.
Who are we?
Maybe we should ask Kathy Griffin. A year after everything was taken from her for posting a picture, Kathy has booked a show at Carnegie Hall.
“How do you get to Carnegie Hall?”
“Practice. Practice. Practice.”
A year after trolls terrorized comedy clubs across the country until she was dropped from touring and Donald Trump Junior called for her to be “Decimated,” I’d say Kathy Griffin is ready for her close-up.
My name is Greg Morelli. I’m a racist.
I hate haters who wear the racist badge with pride.
I hate haters who can’t be bothered to take a look at the world through the eyes of refugees fleeing for their lives or immigrants uprooting their families for the dream of making a better life on minimum wage plus tips.
I hate haters who get in the middle of two other people when the sexual chemistry has nothing to do with them in the first fucking place.
I pledge a-sleeze-ance to the flag of the divided states of America and to the republic for which it stood, one nation under clowns, indiscriminate, with porn stars and hatred for all.
Please check back soon for the 3rd step. Until then, get out there and pick on someone who doesn’t deserve it.