Impeach Donald Trump

Impeaching the president doesn’t mean removing him from office. It means holding him accountable for breaking the law, and by the way, there’s a difference between breaking the law and falling for an intern.

In case you’re too thick headed to get it, here’s the Moral of the Story: Ignore Evangelicals.

In fact, when you come up against someone of faith, ask this question: are you a Family Values Evangelical or a Grab Them By The Pussy Evangelical?

It’s not that they’re willful liars, it’s not that they’re war criminals, it’s not that they’re hypocrites, it’s all of it, God damn it!

I don’t care if you’re sorry.

Just because you’re sorry doesn’t mean you’re forgiven.

The reason the impeachment against Bill Clinton backfired was beneath the impeachment was moral douchebaggery.

Donald Trump broke the law, for real. Not by getting trapped on a bupkis question about a blowjob. Anyone who compares the two is the same kind of person who, if you asked them where Barack Obama was born, would say this…

“The jury is still out.”

The jury was never out because the allegation was a figment of racist insanity, which means if you voted for Donald Trump, if you went along with The Birther Lie, or even worse, if you quietly looked the other way, then you’re not to be taken seriously.

ALERT!!!

MAGA TROLL!!!

Speaking of the monster under your bed, the problem with Democrats is they don’t know how to fight or be interesting in the fight. Go cry about it in split screen on CNN, MSNBC or FOX while I body slam Piers Morgan.

I’m sorry, Madame Speaker, it’s clear you know procedure but you know nothing about ratings and that’s all any of this is, a ratings dog and pony show.

Donald Trump is the dog. Sit, Mr. President. Bill Barr is the pony. Giddy up, Billy Boy.

We all know for sure Donald Trump is a racist. This alone is a crime worthy of impeachment. America has had its fill of the unexamined racist.

Burp.

Listen.

We’re all racist. You know how I know we’re all racist? We were raised in America.

But until you do the work to get underneath the mask of white cruelty, to let go of white privilege, until you do the work, you’re criminally insane.

Turns out, the only reason we have laws, at this moment in time, is to protect lazy white people, and at the same time, lay the presumption of guilt at the feet of black men.

Sorry.

Your time is up.

Not really sorry, Asshole.

Do you think I really care about felons voting? Do you think I really care about Mike Pence and Pete Buttigieg thumb wrestling over Jesus? Do you think I really care about what Kenn Starr has to say about impeachment?

Fuck that guy.

And by fuck that guy I mean DO NOT fuck that guy.

May Kenn Starr drown the backup of his own jizz.

Speaking of pervy white men, put Donald Trump through the ringer. This is what the viewing audience wants, and in the end, the puppet masters always give in to what the viewing audience wants. I’m not a puppet. You’re a puppet, Mr. President.

Impeach Donald Trump.

3 thoughts on “Impeach Donald Trump”

  1. Instead of bitching about White Privilege why don’t you start by giving yours away? Give up everything you have, all the bank accounts and trust fund money, the real estate, the business-ALL OF IT. Leave yourself one house and a decent car and a modest savings account, say 25,000. Give the rest to the NAACP, P.U.SH., The United Negro College Fund, The National Action Network. Do that and I’ll call you a White Ally but until then this is all Neo-Liberal smoke and mirrors.

    1. I have a 2006 Mini Cooper. I bought it with a 5 year loan. At the end of the 1st year, I calculated how much interest I was paying. I doubled & tripled my car payments so I could get out of the interest spiral. I paid off the loan in 2 years. I still own this car, 13 years later. It’s the only car I will ever need – sexy, fun, stick shift, great mileage, easy to park.

      I have yet to buy a house. Thank you for granting me the room to create stability for myself. My dad always said, “How can you help other people when you can’t help yourself?” This is a shortfall in my nature. I have had the tendency give myself away. But not anymore. Sorry you arrived late to the party.

      My businesses make payroll, which generate a sense of consistency for the people I employ. They also generate tax revenue, which is being used to pave roads, keep the Chicago drinking water from turning into Flint & fund teacher pensions. Upon consideration, I have no interest in adhering to this demand. Win some. Lose some.

      I’m currently working with a partner to open a community center for at risk kids. Once it opens I’ll let you know more. Til then, I’d be happy to split the parole money Kuntrell Jackson has to pay each month. Reach out if you’re interested, if you’re more than a guy who spouts vitriol in the comments section, then we’ll reach out to The Equal Justice Initiative and make this proposal.

      Hope to hear from you in a sincere way. Til then. Be well.

  2. Marcus makes a point. Giving $40 to a paroled murderer is hardly activism. Keep half of what you earn and give the balance to Mr. Jackson so he can go to acting school or university or a trade school. If you believe White privilege to be true and oppressing African Americans you should have no problem giving away your priviledge and equalizing our society. Otherwise all you say and do is hot air. If you want equality be the first to step up, publicly and financially. Plenty of African American high school kids are graduating this year and can’t pay for their higher education. Step up, show up or shut up.

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