Best Adaptation Of Mein Kampf Into Make America Great Again…

Donald J. Trump

Best Wardrobe In A Flood While People Suffer…

Melania Trump

Best Impersonation Of Kathy Bates In “Misery” While Looking The American People In The Collective Eye And Lying…

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Best Supporting Nazi As A Tiki Torch White…

Steve Bannon

Best Performance As A Supporting Bullshit Artist…

Kellyanne Conway

Biggest Closet Racist To Mislead The American People…

John Kelly

The Coretta Scott King I Told You This Guy Was A Racist Piece Of Shit Award Goes To…

Jeff Sessions

Biggest Sycophant In The History Of Limp Dick Son-In-Laws…

Jared Kushner

Creepiest Daddy Daughter Relationship In The History Of Nepotism…

Ivanka Trump

In The Category Of Musical Comedy The Best Argument For Bringing Back The Spice Girls As Drag Queens Featuring Schizophrenic Spice…

Sean Spicer

The Bring Back Your Bow Tie And Choke Yourself With It Award Goes To…

Tucker Carlson

The CGI Special Effects Award For Creating The Illusion Of No Forehead…

Sean Hannity

The Look At Me Look At Me Don’t Stop And Think About What A Cruel Cruel Liar I Am And Have Always Been Because I’m A Pretty Pretty White Woman Award Goes To…

Megyn Kelly

The Orson Welles Eat Yourself Out Of Your Handsomeness Into A Jowly Creep Doggy Dog Award Goes To…

Newt Gingrich

The Joseph Goebbels Rotting In Hell With A White Hot Microphone Stuck Up Your Flaming Asshole Award Goes To…

Alex Jones

And Finally, The P.T. Barnum Sucker Born Every Minute Lifetime Lack Of Achievement Award Goes To…

Donald J. Trump