Mitch McConnell treated President Obama like his presidency was 3/5ths of a presidency. Mitch McConnell has never shown respect to anyone outside of his white supremacist inner-circle.

If Donald Trump is the Birther-In-Chief, then Mitch McConnell is Bitch McConnell, the bottom bitch, whose main job is keeping the whores in line.

Just when it looked like the whores on the right would rule forever and a day, the whores on the left woke up.

They flipped the House of Delegates in Virginia. They pulled the rug out from underneath a perv in Alabama. They marched in New York. They marched in Los Angeles. They marched in Chicago. They marched in Toronto. They marched in London. They marched in Rome. They marched in Iraq. They shut down the government.

Chuck Schumer had the moment. Chuck Schumer had the white hot spotlight. Chuck Schumer had the dreams of Dreamers right where he needed them, on the other side of his bifocals.

I guess we should have known the outcome in advance because in the same way Chuck Schumer lets those bifocals slip down his nose, he let the dreams of Dreamers slip away.

Captain Caveman took Bitch McConnell at his word.

The 1st rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. The 2nd rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. The 3rd rule of Fight Club is you never trust a bottom bitch.

It’s in the pimp playbook, “The Art Of The Deal.”

Prepare yourself for mass deportations. Prepare yourself for families being torn apart. Prepare yourself for another round of meaningless speeches in split screen on CNN, on MSNBC, on FOX. Prepare yourself for the parade of cruelty.

The bottom bitch won, beating Captain Caveman with a coat hanger in front of everyone on the floor of the U.S. Senate and then polishing his bifocals. See?