The Dow dropped 1597.08.

This is what happens when you shower billionaires with cut taxes hedged against a $20 Trillion Dollar Deficit.

This is what happens when you taunt an unstable dictator with a Nuclear Button.

This is what happens when you treat the World Economic Forum in Davos like the Home Shopping Network on QVC.

As the world markets lose all of the year’s gains, as the momentum of the previous administration falls off a cliff, as the rule of “you break it you bought it” kicks in, let it be known in no uncertain terms…

The Birther Bubble Has Finally Burst!

I’ll bet you miss the Kenyan now. Don’t you, Mister President?

This is what happens when Fox News dedicates a 24/7 news cycle to willful lying.

This is what happens when you deep-six your marriage by cheating on your wife shortly after she gives birth with a porn star.

This is what happens when you reduce the office of the presidency to a Reality TV Show. The Dow Jones Industrial Average starts looking like an indicator for Kardashian mood swings.

Strap yourself in. Or invest in mood stabilizers. Lexapro is hot right now.